HYDERABAD- A teenage girl in southern Pakistan, whose late father lost her in a poker game when she was 2 years old, has asked authorities to save her from being handed over to a middle-aged relative. Her mother, Nooran said her husband racked up a debt of 10,000 rupees ($151) to Haider playing cards. "My husband didn't have money to pay, and instead he told Lal Haider that he could take Rasheeda when she grows up," she said.
I must first admit that I am not a big fan of poker for a number of reasons:
1) It's a tad too trendy right now for my liking.
2) There is something very gay about getting drunk with 4 fat guys and staring into each other's eyes to determine who is lying (bluffing).
3) Anybody who wears sunglasses at night is either on ecstasy or on their way to go buy ecstasy... That is unless they are playing poker. And considering that wearing sunglasses can enhance your poker-performance, that just goes to show you how gay poker is.
That being said, if I could win a young bitch (and presumably a virgin) with a couple of "pocket Aces".... Well, I would be "all in" in a fucking heartbeat!!!!
Regardless, this dad gets the "smart guy of the year award." I mean, would you want to cough up $151 to your douche-bag friend if you have your 2-year old daughter playing out in the yard? Hell, no! I would sign the girl over, take my 151 dollars and do what I always do with 151 dollars... buy an eight-ball of cocaine for $120, a case of Bud Light for $18, a 24-pack of extra-thin Trojan rubbers for $12 (which would last me half a Friday night), a pack of Sweet Tarts for 75 cents, and then I'd put my left over quarter in one of those March of Dimes things so the girl in the picture can get her cleft lip fixed... Why??? CAUSE I'M A NICE FUCKING GUY THAT'S WHY!!!!
2 comments:
Poker is not gay.
You are.
Snap.
Business as usual in that area of the world.
So, what else is new?
It is only shocking to western people, but locals know it happens. I am no longer shocked after living in the area of the world.
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