Notice anything unusual (awesome) about this picture???

BRATTLEBORO, Vt. - An Albany, N.Y., man is accused of riding nude in a gondola at Stratton Mountain Resort on Dec. 15. William N. Barrett III, 46, pleaded not guilty to felony lewd and lascivious conduct and misdemeanor marijuana possession. Tuesday in Vermont District Court.
A witness reported to lift attendants that Barrett was nude and touching himself inappropriately while riding the lift. Barrett, who was fully clothed when he reached the bottom of the hill, denied being nude. He told police he had taken off his jacket and shirt because of the nice weather.

This is actually a picture of Mr. Barrett stretching before what he thought was going to be a fun day skiing. You see, Mr. Barrett has a bad back and he always stretches before skiing, so to not further aggravate his slipped-disk. To further loosen up, he sometimes has a Jack Daniels and Coke or some Budweiser (as you can clearly see in the picture). If you also look close enough in the picture you can barely make out the fact that Mr. Barrett HAS THE BIGGEST FUCKING NUTS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!

I mean, holy fuck!!! I am not gay, but I have spent the better part of my work-day staring at these things. His nut on the right looks like a fucking Pilates ball, or at the very least, is the size of the head of a down-syndrome baby. In fact, his nuts and sack are so big it looks like there is a flying squirrel hiding beneath his dick.

If I were Mr. Barrett's defense-attorney I would show the judge this picture... and explain that he got nude on the chairlift so he could better cup his balls so they wouldn't scrape on the mountainous terrain below. However, if the judge still doesn't buy this line of defense despite seeing the picture... the Judge will probably dismiss the case, as there is no way that the touching of balls this big could ever be deemed inappropriate.