As a man who loves big women this is a sad sad day. The most famous BBW of all-time has left this world and gone to the McDonalds in the sky. Yes, Anna Nicole Smith is gone forever and so too are the memories of abusing my body to her Playboy spread. Sure, she had some flaws: letting a 90 year old man with no teeth munch on her box, fucking that tool Howard K. Stern, murdering her son, and having a child out of wedlock whose paternity is still unknown; but we have all made mistakes...so don't judge.Anna was a warm and gentle soul as evidenced by her mentoring of her bull dike purple haired assistant Kim Walther, and her friendship with the super macho and always stylish Bobby Trendy. Anna even invited the elderly and Jewish to lie in her bed as the abovementioned Howard K. Stern and J. Howard Marshall can attest too.
I hold a special place in my heart for Anna, because without her incredibly inspiring battle against lard I may still be 475 pounds. I saw what TrimSpa did for her in those commercials and bought myself a year’s supply. Now I am 467 pounds; thank you Anna!
Stay sexy in heaven pork chop!
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