Celebrity is a team effort

As we rack our brains weekly in search of the ever-elusive 'Celeb of the Week,' we often times find it difficult to define celebrity. What makes a person a celebrity? Is it luscious lips (Eriq La Salle)? Is it ravishing good looks (Eric Roberts)? Is it being the greatest Asian homosexual actor of a generation (B.D. Wong)? Is it having a huge dick despite being the size of a Cabbage-Patch doll (Peter Dinklage)? Or is countless biographical shows about you running endlessly on the Discovery Health Channel, TLC, and A & E? I think it is the latter!

Further cementing The Schappell Twins 'Celebrity of the Week' status is the fact that Reba (the little one who gets wheeled around) in addition to being a trophy winning bowler is also a country singer who won the L.A. Music Award for Best New Country Artist in 1997. She has performed in Germany and Japan, as well as multiple places in the U.S., and sung the National Anthem at the Cabbie vs. Stuttering John fight in May, 2002. Lori (the big lesbian looking one) basically just pushes Reba everywhere she needs to go.

You may recall their co-starring role in the movie Stuck on You as siamese twins. They also appeared in an episode of Nip/Tuck where they were marvelous as conjoined twins.

Because these vixens have persevered through a life of constantly smelling each others bowel movements, allowed video cameras to tape them for our amusement, and for brightening the world with their (her?) music...the Schappell twins are our special Celebrities of the Week!