Thursday, January 11, 2007

Ringworm, varicose veins, and pinecones

DALLAS - A high school teacher was charged under Texas' peeping-tom law with videotaping girls' wrestling matches for his sexual enjoyment. Police said David Ware, 28, often zoomed in for close-up shots of the girls' crotches. Ware shot about two hours of videotape at an all-day tournament Saturday but drew suspicion from a coach, Grand Prairie Sgt. John Brimmer said. A police officer reviewed Ware's tape.

"This was more than accidental footage of the genital areas," Brimmer said. "It appeared to be a purposeful act of zooming in."


Last year at Christmas I got a new camcorder... to see if the zoom button worked I zoomed in on my Grandma's crotch while she opened her gifts. I was having a blast until I realized that her crotch looked like a pinecone when I zoomed in really close... but it was just a relief to know that that feature of the camcorder worked!!! What I am clearly trying to say is that they should leave my boy alone!

So what if he spent the afternoon zoomed in on the crotches of unsuspecting young lassies? Maybe the guy just loves high school wrestling. Hell, they are lucky to have any fans at all, let alone fans who are enjoying themselves. I mean, what is more pleasant than watching a couple of chicks (that want to be boys) with thyroid problems exchange ringworm?

Funny thing about high-school chick wrestling... it's kind of like a nudist colony. The types of people you see at nudist colonies are never they type of people you want to see naked. After all, what is sexier than a 60 year-old lady with varicose veins and 2 pounds of sand caked to her vagina? Exactly! That's what watching these chicks wrestle is like. Kudos to you David Ware for enjoying such a sport!!!

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