Latino Mothers (as always) Keep it Real!!!

WOONSOCKET, R.I. - Two mothers and their 13-year-old daughters were arrested after police say one woman drove her already suspended daughter to school to fight a teenage rival. Ana Rivera, 44, and Maribel Santiago, 34, are scheduled to be arraigned Thursday on a charge of simple assault in connection with Monday's fight. Rivera allegedly drove her daughter to Woonsocket Middle School so she could fight Santiago's daughter. Police reports say the girls began feuding two weeks ago and began fighting outside the school on Monday. At one point, the melee involved all four girls, both mothers and a teacher, according to police.

First off, I can't believe this shit went down in Rhode Island. Actually, where is Rhode Island? Is it a state? If so, is there a capital? I have only heard of Rhode Island because that's where 'Dumb and Dumber' took place. But apparently the state is brimming with crazy Mexican women.

However, if it is a state, Rhode Island's Mexican women are much different than Mexican women found throughout the rest of the U.S.... I mean, these mothers are way too old to have 13 year-old daughters. Where I am from, by the age of 44, most of these broads are grandmas and are months away from being great grandmas. But regardless of how old they are... or how many kids they have... or how many kids their kids have... it's good to know that they are never above shaving their eyebrows, wearing tight jeans despite being fat (making their stomach-region look like a muffin top), wearing Oakland Raider jackets, and engaging in a mother-daughter brawl.

Thank you ladies for never making your men wrap it up or pull out, for representing the greatest state on Earth, and for just being so God-damn classy!