Mario and Justin Timberlake kill woman

SACRAMENTO, Calif. - As participants in KDND-FM's water-drinking contest chugged bottle after bottle, a listener called in to warn the disc jockeys that the stunt could be fatal. "Yeah, we're aware of that," one of them responded. Another DJ said with a laugh: "Yeah, they signed releases, so we're not responsible. We're OK."

Strange was one of about 18 contestants who tried to win a Nintendo Wii gaming console by determining how much water they could drink without going to the bathroom.

"They keep telling me that it's the water. That it will tell my head to hurt and then it will make me puke," she said. Eventually, Strange gave in and accepted the second-place prize: tickets to a Justin Timberlake concert. She commented that she looked pregnant, and a female DJ agreed. "Oh, my gosh, look at that belly. That's full of water. ... Come on over, Jennifer, you OK?" a male DJ asked. "You going to pass out right now? Too much water?" Several hours later, Strange was found dead in her home.

These poor kids! Now when they go to school and have to compare stories with other unfortunate children whose parents died.... some will say: "my dad died in Desert Storm." or "my dad died in Montana in a a tragic fly-fishing accident." These poor kids have to admit that their mom died trying to score some JT tickets and a fucking Nintendo.

By the way, who would want a Nintendo anyways? I quit playing Nintendo 15 years ago because I couldn't get through one level of Excite Bike without having to take the fucking game out and blow on it for 18 minutes. By the time I got the damn thing up and running I was over it and on to the next thing... making my sister's Ken-doll fuck Barbie doggy, while all of the Troll-dolls watched with their hair on fire.

By the way, if they are available, I would love those JT tickets... I find nothing more sensual than young boys with Jew-fros!!!