Cops are more worthless than yeast infections

HANOI - A woman has been returned to her home in Vietnam's Central Highlands 18 years after she went missing as an eight-year old girl tending cows near the Cambodian border, her father told a newspaper on Thursday. Policeman Ksor Lu long believed that his daughter had been eaten by a wild animal until last Saturday when he was told that loggers had found "a forestman" at a village in Cambodia's province of Ratanakiri. The loggers told Lu that they caught her after realizing that someone had sneaked up and taken their lunch.

I wonder if the guy is more relieved that his daughter is home or more pissed-off that his child left as lovely girl but returned as a "forestman." And no, I don't think that the loggers were misquoted or that something was lost in the translation when they called her a "forestman"... because about 28 of my good buddies are loggers and they are VERY smart. In fact, my best Jewish friend Darrick is a logger and he is probably the smartest person I know... One time he ate out this fat chick with a yeast infection. We all thought it was gross but he said it was just like eating bread or drinking beer, which (he claimed) both contain a lot of yeast. He was right... and very smart!!!

Hell, maybe the girl didn't even want to get captured. I know if my dad was a cop, I probably would live in the woods and eat the sandwiches of loggers as well. But then again, I don't know if cops in Cambodia are viewed the same way there as they are here (as worthless fat-fucks with mustaches and really lame-looking sunglasses... who always got picked on in middle-school but are now settling the score by writing tickets for terrible wrongdoings such as rolling-stops or forgetting to turn your wheels when you park on an incline).