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MADRID, Spain- A 67-year-old Spanish woman became the world's oldest mother after she gave birth to twins in the northern city of Barcelona on Saturday, a hospital official said.

The woman, whose identity has not been revealed by Sant Pau hospital, gave birth by Caesarian section on Saturday, having previously undergone in vitro fertilization in the United States, according to the national news agency EFE.

Originally from the southern region of Andalucia, the new mother chose the Barcelona hospital because it specializes in high-risk births.

This is one of the most disturbing stories I have ever read. True, having a child is one of the most special moments a human being can experience. But there is a reason why this old-chick just set a record.... Because ladies her age should be putting together jigsaw puzzles and not pumping themselves full of seed in hopes of having a kid. You don't believe me? You should have seen the look of relief on the Doc's face when she opted for the C-section. I won't go into detail, but one could only imagine what the "sideways-smile" looks like after approximately 50 years of action (My guess: a hybrid of a baseball mit, a banana slug, and some deviled-eggs). Perhaps the only image that disturbs me more is the time when my little brother got hammered and got caught eating out our dog.