Eric Roberts makes me climax

First of all, the remarkably talented Jonathan Silverman (aka the D-Bag from Weekend at Bernies) was our consensus Celeb of the Week. That was until a late night development... Namely, a wet dream I had late last night involving Eric Roberts and a couple of rare mammals. The dream involved E-Rob sitting in a white room petting his pet albino panthers while he calmly sipped a frothy-white beverage... He later told me he was sipping his "own batch, for there is no sweeter taste in the world."

For that alone, E-Rob reaffirmed his status as one of the greatest actors of his generation and quite possibly of all-time (if you don't agree, then you clearly haven't seen 'Best of the Best' or last season's 'CSI: Miami' episode when he had Horatio convinced he was the rapist).

E-Rob.... for your multitude of diverse roles, for bringin sexy back to us in '06, and for breakin' in the New Year by calmly sipping on your own load (resulting in my nocturnal emission), you are our Celeb of the Week!!!