"A douche bag (aka Anonymous) is a piece of equipment for douching"

The Dudes of Leisure would first like to thank all of our loyal readers for making this first month so very enjoyable. We have hopefully let you into our perverted world and, in the process, have enlightened you and helped expand your minds with our in-depth and immensely important discussions on a wide breadth of topics ranging from menstruation to boners to midgets.

With that being said, we are going to set aside some time every so often and reply to our loyal readers in hopes of better understanding their insightful and relevant comments.

A posting from a very ballsy and boisterous young chap, who was clever enough to use the name of "Anonymous":
HAHAHAHA! You are SOOOOOOOOO funny. Because all you posted is facts and you posted the sources to back it up. How educational for us all.You deserve a PULITZER/NOBEL PEACE/EMMY/GRAMMY for that thought provoking monologue full of wit humor and fact.

First off Anonymous, your mother should have had an abortion! Or at the very least, she should have made you read more history books. I don't get what you find erroneous about what we wrote. It is a fact that MLK had a very invasive procedure known as a sex-alteration in 1953. If you don't believe me, then you can ask my little brother who is 6 and was the one that told me (he also told me he saw Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny tag-teaming your mother). And yes, MLK was packing heat (before the aforementioned surgery of course)... and it is a fact that he was a tad bigger than 8 inches when limp. I can't tell you who told me that because she is very old now and might not remember telling me... but the story involved a Mobile, Alabama hotel room, a clown suit, 2 Magnum condoms, and some of the finest malt liquor the South had to offer.

So Anonymous, next time you come spouting your crazy shit for all to read, do your homework... Because if there is anything that I am good at besides receiving oral sex, it's reciting history bitch!!!