Chris Hansen would like to meet you

By now we have all seen the phenomenon that is To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen; never has a man taken so much pride in the retelling of cybersex chat logs. Yes Chris, you are a very talented and tough little man. Your interrogation of those men, while they’re sitting on a stool, is both informative and thought provoking! Thank you for protecting our children from truckers, military men, and Hindu’s. Your work is invaluable.

I hate to sympathize with these peders, but does anyone else think the cops use slightly too much force? Do we really need 30 cops surround a house where a 150 pound man with acne, a mustache, and a backpack is entering? Only to pile drive him into the ground as he leaves the most embarrassing situation of his life. You would think these guys would notice a few cops during the half hour they chill outside the house in their truck working themselves into a frenzy.

Chris Hansen does seem to have a slight advantage though; the guy is fishing with fucking dynamite. Most of the cats they bust have not been with a woman since their mom stopped breast feeding them at the age of 10. To then seduce them with suppleness the likes of a young Mandy Moore is simply unjust. I, a man of superior moral character, might even be tempted by the decoy they use (does she have a website?).

I do suggest one thing for guys who are thinking about meeting hot young puss...look in the mirror and ask yourself one question: why would a 14 year old girl want my fat, ugly, unsuccessful ass? Contrary to what you may think, a picture of your cock and a 6-pack of beer are not that persuasive.