BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - George Lucas said Friday that filming of the long-awaited "Indiana Jones" movie will begin next year. Harrison Ford, who appeared in the three earlier flicks, the last one coming in 1989, is set to star again. Lucas kept mum about the plot, but said that the latest action flick will be a "character piece" that will include "very interesting mysteries."Are these two D-Bags really that bored that they are attempting to trot out a 60-year old dude with a cut-off shirt, a dusty cowboy hat, a whip, and still think that any of us still give a crap about this shitty story line?!?!
I know that sitting around in a mansion all day with nothing to do but watch your dog menstruate can get a tad monotonous, but this is ridiculous! How can Indiana Jones be expected to whoop ass if Harrison Ford is too old and beat-up to execute a Stand-Up 69 (Which by the way is one of the most underrated sexual positions, as it takes lots of precision and, not to mention, oodles of lower-body strength)?
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Ford is BEAT! The guy thinks it's cool to wear an earing at 70 cause he's fucking gross ass Alley McBeal. The only good acting he ever had was the look before he jumped off the waterfall in Fugitive. But he always gives that aggressive, nervous look, and we pass it as good acting. He should have hung em up after Clear and Present Danger. Put the earing down or wear it on the right Harry. The only old man who wears and earing is Ed Bradley, but he's black. I'd rather fandango the family Rocky Balboa then go solo to see Ford with an aggressive, nervous look and a whip.
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