BOCA RATON, Fla. - A carjacking suspect called 911 and turned himself in to police after he crashed a stolen sport utility vehicle twice and got lost while fleeing the crime scene, authorities said.Claude King, 31, called police from a Palm Springs pay phone and confessed to stealing the SUV on Tuesday night, The Palm Beach Post reported.
"Um, I committed a crime," he told the police dispatcher. "I stole a vehicle."
I think the most bizarre aspect of this story is the fact that this dude used a pay phone. I mean, who the hell uses a pay phone any more other than migrant workers? Then again, maybe the guy is just keeping it real... maybe he still owns a pager, wears Hammer-Pants, and listens to Another Bad Creation and PM Dawn on his yellow Walkman Sport.
Call me crazy, but I would have called a buddy (or even my mom) for a ride before I called the cops. Perhaps Claude has no friends, was bored and a tad lonely, and just merely wanted a SUV without having to make those burdensome monthly payments.
Next time you are lonely Claude, do what most guys do when lonely in the greater Palm Springs area... Take a Viagra, take your pants off, and run into a wall dick-first about 29 times.
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