Much like the deaths of Elvis Presley, Ronald Reagan, and Steve Irwin; Saddam's passing ends an era. I know he wasn’t a nice guy and that he did many mean things, but you have to give props to someone who essentially gave the world one long mustache ride for 30 years. Never has a man's cock duster been so damn intimidating. Saddam made the porn-stache look fashionable before Ron Jeremy had pubes. Plus he gave us the two greatest sons of all time; Uday and Qusay whose sole purpose in life was to drink champagne, smoke opium, torture soccer players, and make a whole lotta love. Be sure this New Years Eve to pour a little liquor out for my homey, Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti.
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