Two men enter. One man leaves with Dick Clark's crown on his carefully coiffed head. It's Seacrest vs. Daly in a New Year's Eve showdown for viewers. This story can't be true. I just assumed that Dick Clark always hosted the New Years Eve bash because he had erectile dysfunction which meant he had nothing else to do that night. But to hear that these two guys are now fighting over this gig is just ridiculous.
Has Carson Daly really gone from being balls-deep in Jennifer Love Hewitt and having hundreds of virgins screaming his name on a daily basis to being in a tit-for-tat battle with this Queen? If so, he better hope that someone invents a time-machine... LIKE NOW!
My advice: Carson, let the Queen have the gig and do what I do every New Years Eve... Get two busty mannequins, three New Years Eve hats, some pills, some booze, and break in the new year right (a.k.a. how Dickie Clark used to when his boner still worked).
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If Ryan Seacrest passed away it make my day. And for Carson Daly sit down! His hair is so beat he can't even spike it anymore. Both of these men have only caused pain on the world in so many ways. The truth is they've made love to eachother many times. The only thing they've ever faught over is who gets to be the reciever. By the way both men are under 5'2.
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