Driving a bus is very rewarding

FERN PARK, Fla. - A 15-year-old boy has been sentenced to four years in a juvenile treatment program after deputies stopped him driving a stolen bus along a public transit route, picking up passengers and collecting fares.

Passengers and deputies noted Davis drove the bus at normal speeds and made all the appropriate stops on the route. One passenger, suspicious of the driver's youthful looks, called 911.

He was already on probation for taking a tour bus and driving passengers around in January, authorities said.

First off, we gots to give mad props to my main man for his perseverance. I mean we all have dreams. Some of us want to be astronauts, others want to be the first female President, and some want to be the jizz-mopper at the local porn-theater. Me, I wanted to be the next John Holmes.

But this kid just wanted to be an appreciated civil servant and get people to where they have to go... while obeying all of the rules of the road (except that age limit thing).

I am just shocked the kid didn't get caught sooner impersonating a bus-driver. After all, I would have called the cops the second I noticed that he didn't have a thyroid problem, huge thighs, black leather gloves, a hairy mole, and a bagged-lunch.