You are a dumb vagina

Anonymous said...
Hey Nancy,

that's right.....Nancy, as in: you're such a 'nancy'....Dude, cmon......you describe fishing as a 'an effort to catch 'a vagina tasting slimy creature'???...what are you thinking? Fishing takes patience, focus, and you need to be able to deal with nature's worst at times.....Don't be such a pussy....and don't comment on things that you obviously know very little about.

We find it necessary to once again dip into the old mail bag and respond to one of our very intuitive and intellectual readers. The above response (by a vagina named "anonymous"), was in regards to a recent posting of ours when we made it clear how retarded and lame fishing is.

As we mentioned previously, fishing is in fact a pursuit of 'a vagina tasting slimy creature.' Fish are indeed slimy and yes, the fish I catch (in the local waterway) do taste like many of the bitches I eat out (mostly large black women). So... it looks like we are all square on the purpose of fishing, which is to catch a creature that is slimy and tastes like negro putang. On to the issue at hand!

It seems, however, that we are in disagreement over the skill-level necessary during this strenuous (leisurely) activity. You (you fucking vagina), claim that "fishing takes patience, focus, and you need to be able to deal with nature's worst at times." Well... being constipated and trying to shit in a thunderstorm takes patience, focus and dealing with mother-nature. Another activity that would qualify as being "fishing-like" according to your definition would be me kidnapping and making love to your mother in a hailstorm.

Anonymous: Thank you again for your insight and remember this weekend while you fish that you are a dumb, nonathletic, worthless, fishing vagina.