There ain't nothing Wong with a little B.D.

Being an Asian American, there are so few role-models to look up to. Over the years, I have looked to many to provide me with inspiration: Bruce Lee, Kim Jong-Il, Wayne Newton and most recently, my Uncle Ronnie. I think my Uncle Ronnie put it best a couple of weeks back before he took off his shirt and took that picture by the tree.... "Bruce, it's tough being an Asian these days... damn tough."

He was right, but nobody has dealt with this better than my yellow-brotha B.D. Wong. B.D. has broken the mold for all Asians out there. He has put an end to Asian type-casting in Hollywood, by only playing brainiac doctors in supporting roles. The "Wonger" has also shown many young Asian boys that Asian males can get laid, by nailing his partner, Richie Jackson, so god-damn much. When B.D. isn't pushing Richie' shit in, he has done the impossible: have twins (males, ironically), despite never sleeping with a woman. While this feat is amazing and slightly impossible, it is dwarfed by the notion that these two queens now have a couple of young boys in their grasps. To me, letting these guys "raise" these two boys is kind of like letting the Hamburglar have a job at McDonalds making burgers.... just seems too good to be true.

B.D.: For getting your man pregnant, for having such a big dick, and for never portraying the smart Asian guy on television, we thank you.... and you are our 'Celeb of the Week."