Santa will hurt you

You know who I'm talking about... Those guys standing out in front of stores ringing those God-damn bells begging for people to put money in those red buckets for you guessed it...Tanqueray. I'm not giving you money because I figured you out; I've known for years that Santa isn't mean, skinny and black!

This is not a racial thing, this is a Santa thing. I mean is there anything more creepy than a fake Santa? I can't believe parents trot their kids out to malls, parks and schools to sit on the lap of old men wearing fake beards, red robes, and black leather boots. I mean of all the possible holiday jobs who the hell signs up for this gig? Weird fucks that is who!