"A source close to 48-year-old Stone has insisted they are dating, and claims the 'Basic Instinct' actress is going to invite Slater, 37, to her house for Christmas.The source is quoted as saying: "They're both really happy - but they don't have long-term expectations. It's a fun fling for the holidays and Sharon is a good influence. She rarely drinks and has three kids. It's a good match for now."
This story is amazing because it's impossible to tell what's more pathetic: Dating a geriatric who is only famous because she flashed her beat-up beaver 20 years ago; or the fact that Sharon Stone is inviting 'Hard Harry' from Pump up the Volume over for Christmas?
What the fuck could they possibly talk about? Their blossoming careers...in the early 90's?
Regardless, the source is right about this being a great match, because Sharon is a mother (grandmother?) and doesn't drink much, which is apparently what Christian needs. Hell, my mom has three kids and rarely drinks and I don't see guys banging on our door Christmas morning. Then again, she hasn't had 200,000 degenerate losers hit their 'pause button' and beat-off over her exposed muff... Well done Christian!
1 comment:
christian slater was great in Hollow Man II and you shouldnt make fun of his struggling career. As for sharon stone i am not a loser and i beat of to ber muff shot
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