Would you rather...Be dumped for having a Gonzo Dong or for F'Donking a woman?First and foremost, to make a sound decision as to which I would rather have, or have happened to me, a clear-cut definition of the two must be presented. A Gonzo Dong is a penis that bends, up or down, in a way that makes it look like Gonzo's nose. In contrast, a F'Donk is when someone of the male gender rips his penis out of his pants and promptly proceeds to slap it across the face of an unsuspecting female. The sound created by this slapping action closely resembles the word “F'Donk".
Bottom line: I am not a staunch advocate of either; I can only respect their existence. For those who suffer from the Gonzo ailment, my sympathies. Because of the curvy shape of their members, Gonzo dudes plug holes differently from the rest in that they motion up and down, hitting walls that the normal strait-dicked man has never even dreamed existed. Thus, if dumped for having a Gonzo Dong you must realize the flesh boomerang is not an ailment, but something to be proud of because your dick defies the "laws of dong." Nonetheless, the F'Donker is debonair in his own way. Just swinging your piece at someone deserves 12 high- fives. More importantly, you could say, "Yo hommie, I F'donked the shit out my GF last night".
All in all the questions remains... Would you rather? Based on street-cred, getting dumped for having a Gonzo is a blessing in disguise because your dick was way too sweet and unique for that tramp. As for the F'Donk, I have yet to encounter anyone who has F'Donked an unsuspecting female, so until then, I would rather have a Gonzo dick because having sex would be like pumping water out of a water well old-fashion style.
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I am shocked(noone has done it) yet pleased to report that I infact have F'donked an unsuspecting female during my short yet well lived time on this beautiful planet. It all happened just 6 years ago when I created my first sex tape sophomore year in high school appropriately titled "The Ramirez Project". This unsuspecting, anonymous female received a mighty F'donk to the mouth with my tallywhacker and quickly responded..."You big dick freak!"
To cruderudedude: I saw that film and I was far from a boner. 6 years ago, time flies. But you fulfilled both tasks by f'donkin with a gonzo cock you call a tallywhacker. That dick had Sesame Street written all over it. By the by way I think that anonymous female took her own life in 2002, that chick was crazy.
I f'donked a weasel once. Her mother suggested it, so who was I to deny the weasel the pleasure. As it happens she loved it, so she got it as a wake up call every chance I got. And I thanked the mothjer later. Life is good.
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