Gerry was ahead of his time

We normally like to refrain from discussing politics... but with the passing of Gerald Ford (aka the most money President ever), we must indulge.

Despite being the President of the greatest country ever and despite inventing the automobile, Gerry will be remembered for his very vivid and often times very sexual imagination. For those of you that don't know, Gerry invented the reach-around and frottage.

His wife Betty was also instrumental in building the most boring hotel on earth, the Betty Ford Center. That is, when she wasn't busy giving the old man a rusty trombone (also Ford's creation).

Keep it real Betty, and leave a room open for me and a bed made, because it is only a matter of time until my affinity for Bud Light and Adderall grab a hold of me.

See ya soon sugar-tits!!!