MANCHESTER, N.H. - Police say a man they pulled over for driving drunk continued to swig his beer during his arrest. Patrick Allain, 35, faces numerous charges after his arrest Monday night, the fourth time he's been arrested for driving while intoxicated. Police say he hit two other cars and initially refused to stop when officers tried to pull him over.
When he finally stopped, Allain allegedly continued to drink a 40-ounce bottle of beer, telling officers, "You can charge me with whatever you want. It's not going to stop me from drinking and driving."
Oh that seductress. I too have been under her spell... but unlike Allain, when I was arrested I was usually crying in my pee drenched jeans and so consumed with offering "favors" to any officer who would cut me a break I would often times forget about my unfinished 40-ounce bottle of beer.
I have to give it to him, he knows what he wants, and he fucking goes after. The man just wants to drink malt liquor while cruising the country side. Is that so bad? One can only hope they experience the kind of love in their life that Patrick Allain has for alcohol. So I say...drink on Patty my boy, drink on!
2 comments:
Smitty-
you are a god.... don't sell yourself short you would have kept drinking the 40 until they pried it out of your hands! remember when we all ran at U of A but your gout ridden feet forced you to quickly surrender.. good times- ej
Did popeck dye his hair before the photo?
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