“An Elizabeth High School teacher has been arrested and charged with having sex with a member of the school's football team during an away game in Glenwood Springs last month.”Two questions: Where were these teachers when I was in high school, but more importantly, how the hell does one initiate this kind of relationship? ‘Uh Johnny, I really enjoyed your reading of Of Mice and Men in class today and uh, I was hoping I could give you a call. Maybe I could help you with your book review or perhaps fellatio?’
I mean I have been on my fair share of dates and it is awkward enough putting the moves on a BBW from Craiglist personals, I can’t imagine the balls it takes to get into the pants of your English teacher. Of course it might have been easier if I had a teacher that was as hard-up for some loving as this gal:
“Darcie Esson, 32, an English teacher for four years and sponsor of the student council, is accused of having sex with a 17-year-old football player on the floor of her hotel room while her two children, ages 4 and 8, and their babysitter slept in the two beds, according to the arrest affidavit. The female babysitter is also a 17-year-old high school student…The babysitter told authorities that the football player left at 4 a.m., which the football player confirmed. The babysitter later found a used condom in the bathroom, she said.”
Come on now; at least she is teaching him about safe sex.
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you boys are amateurs. in my days at a traditional single sex school, we were treated to such delights as the Spanish tutor and the Music tutor. One was a sexy senorita and the other was a post-op former Nazi stormtrooper aged 98. how did we deal with such temptations?
one lad decided that the best approach was the direct one - he took a fistful of spanish boob while absconding from a cross country run (it's all healthy, men). he got a two week suspension which to this day I see as a reward and not a punishment.
for the chickens among us (the other 99%), we amused ourselves by making nazi salutes until the old hag cried and reported us to the headmaster. denial worked wonders and we repeated the dose regularly.
sex? with a teacher? aim higher lads - there's the cleaning staff: always grateful and they never leave a condom lying around. And what about the school nurse? Ours was always happy to "comfort" an unhappy adolescent until there was a mess in the underpants. oh deep joy...
Well, when I was in high school in the 80's, our fairly hot girls swimming coach was busted in the pool fucking one of the guys on the boys' swim team late one night after practice. There was much jealousy of the guy, and we were all disappointed when she resigned in disgrace shortly afterward...
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