Adam Sandler, a New Hampshire native, helped brighten Christmas for a sister and brother who are struggling with cancer. The 40-year-old actor, whose movie credits include "The Longest Yard," "50 First Dates" and "Mr. Deeds," sent a Sony Corp. PlayStation 3 loaded with games to 15-year-old Stephanie and 18-year-old Kevin Hudon of Manchester. Sandler also sent signed DVDs, jerseys and an autographed "Longest Yard" poster.Call me cynical, but if I was dying of cancer in New Hampshire, I would want a new wig, a gallon of morphine, and a plane ticket anywhere just to get out of my shithole of a state. What would Adam Sandler want, you ask? You guessed it, signed copies of his own movies and an autographed poster memorializing the worst movie made in the past decade (and no that isn't my opinion, it is a fact).
We can now only assume that Adam has been maintaining a low profile due to his habitual masturbation, and who knows, maybe because he can't make a successful movie without speaking like a 40-year old baby.
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The guy hasn't made one movie different from another his whole life. He never has casting calls cause his friends have life contracts to be in all his movies. I guess he was cool in the early 90's. But now almost 15 years down the line it's just played out. Hang em up Adam, your rich enough.
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