Van Damme: Your boner is so fierce!!!

Let me preface this posting by making it clear that I normally would never bash a dude for a little dick movement. To be honest, for some reason, I haven't made it through a Lucky Charms commercial in years without blazing a chubby... never mind the fact that I have woken up 2,189 straight mornings sporting a boner.

That being said, I haven't seen a public display of wood like this since my last middle-school dance (ladies you knew what was happening when the DJ put on "End of the Road" by Boyz II Men and all of us danced with our butts extended so as to not reveal all of the blood quickly rushing to our dongs). But knowing what I know now, and after seeing this display, I would have probably just pulled a J.C. and tried to start a fire by rubbing my meat frantically against an unsuspecting thigh.

J.C., in all seriousness, it is quite sad to see you go from Double Team 2 to having a Mexican guy inspect your package to see if you are really aroused by two trannies on live television.

Side-note: Am I gay in the light of the fact that I couldn't help but masturbate when I first noticed that Jean Claude's joystick was about to tear through his stone-washed jeans? I THINK NOT!