This man is an unoriginal pedophile

PHOENIX - A charter school alerted authorities to a 29-year-old sex offender who tried to enroll there, pretending he was just 12, in what sheriff's officials said Friday may have been an attempt to lure children into sexual abuse.

The Yavapai County sheriff's office also said Neil Havens Rodreick II conned two men he was living with and having sex with into believing he was a young boy. One of them, 61-year-old Lonnie Stiffler, called himself Rodreick's grandfather when he tried to enroll him at Mingus Springs Charter School as "Casey Price."

Stiffler and Robert James Snow, 43, "were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy," Quayle said.

This dude is a plagiarizer! He stole this fucking idea from the Wayans Brothers. I remember watching their movie Little Man and thinking to myself…if only I were a midget or looked like a pre-teen boy I could totally fake people out.

I am sure his enrollment in middle school was harmless; he probably just needed to brush up on various topics so he could compete in an academic decathlon to decide control of his fathers company.

I have to give him props though, because this dude really got into character by shaving off all his body hair. He will be hating life when that shit starts growing back. I can remember shaving my head once when I noticed a rather asymmetric patch of chest hair…next thing I know…my right testicle was bleeding and I had a nasty case of razor burn that looked like a herpes outbreak (so I have been told). Once that stuff started growing back I had to call in sick to work for 3 days and pleasure myself for hours just to relieve the itching.

Seriously though, the real victims here are the two older gentlemen who had fallen in love with who they thought was a pre-teen boy. I have been lied to like this in past relationships, and it stings. To open up and give yourself complete to a person, and find out they are not who they claim to be, is heartbreaking.