Ok, I watch a disturbing amount of TV, so maybe I am the only person to see these commercials but they are blowing my mind. Some drug company is pimping its cure for get this…Restless Legs Syndrome (RLS). It is not that I am opposed to drug companies pimping their drugs as I have always been of the mindset that I want drugs to cure me and I will ask questions later, but Restless Legs Syndrome? Come on! Erectile Dysfunction, STDs, and bladder drug commercials are all welcome, because I will probably suffer from one if not all of those maladies, so if I have to pee a lot through a limp nub with blisters on it I want to know how to fix that. If I have a case of the jimmy-legs though I will usually get up, and who knows, maybe go for a walk. I had a buddy with restless legs and they gave him something called Ridalin, so in addition to curing his jimmy-legs it helped with his homework and also provided us with a cheap high. Something makes me think the RLS drugs won’t have the same fun side effects. They actually have support groups for this syndrome. I would pay to sit in on that group. I can only imagine; a bunch of fat people jumping up and down, comforting each other as they shake their massive thighs.
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hmmmm... something tells me that you may be wrong on this one ... RLS cure may be very rewarding :)
so 10% of the US has RLS? i'm gonna suggest that the real cause isnt some fucking bizarre syndrome, but the distant memories of running around the playground in the throes of death.
yes, RLS is when your body tells you to stop eating chips and dip on the sofa watching endless re-runs of seinfeld and to get off your fat american ass and do some bloody exercise. feel free to walk to the nearest McD's or BK and feel better about your LFS (Lazy Fuckwad Syndrome) by stuffing a triple bacon burger with cheese for $2.99 down your swollen gullet. On the other hand, pull the fucking trigger and keep the ambulances free for those of us who really need it for those water-only drinking contests....
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