Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Christmas is not for everyone

NEW YORK (AP) -- Two grinches spoiled Christmas Day for a church, robbing the safe of more than $20,000 in donations for needy children, police said.

It takes a special person to steal Christmas, so we have compiled a list of those people we think are capable of such an act:

Bono, Osama Bin Laden, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Mario Lopez, The blond bully from Karate Kid, Rosie O’Donnell, Gary Busey, Hitler, Tom Cruise’s baby, Lionel Richie, Stalin, Jimmy Smits, Charlie Sheen and obviously, Louie Anderson.

2 comments:

CrudeRudeDude said...

Put him in a body bag Johnny!!!! OMG is that EG? Wait, I mean me?!

Anonymous said...

Did someone put my friends face over a models body? It looks so real!